Ten Truths about Our People (pt. 4 of 5)

These were sent to me from a close friend of mine.
They are just jokes, so let's all laugh and be happy.

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, NATIVE AMERICAN AND ASIAN PEOPLE
KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tattoos are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. Ten people to a car is considered too many.
8. You're in America, you speak our language.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every
  person in your family.
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not
  normal.

* What do y'all think?  I think they are pretty funny,
and best of all, they're about ALL OF US, so let's not
get personally offended, and just laugh a little ;-) *

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