Ten Truths about Our People (pt. 5 of 5)

Well folks, this is the last installment of the Ten Truths. 
Just remember that these were sent to me from a close friend of mine,
and they are just jokes, so have fun ;-)

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, ASIAN, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
NATIVE AMERICAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. There is a life outside of the reservation
2. Getting a job and earning an honest living doesn't make
  you a traitor.

3. Hickies are not attractive.
4. Blankets are not curtains.
5. Alcohol is a depressant and only makes you more sad.
6. This was your land and it was taken from you, but you get
  school, healthcare, food and housing for free so get over it.

7. Pow-wows are a time for celebration...not a hook up party.
8. It's not polite to give dirty looks to everyone.
9. If your car has no windows and you have to hold the door
   shut with bungee cord, it's probably time to get a new one.  

10. There doesn't have to be a fight at every party.