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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Ten Truths about Our People (pt. 5 of 5)

Well folks, this is the last installment of the Ten Truths. 
Just remember that these were sent to me from a close friend of mine,
and they are just jokes, so have fun ;-)

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, ASIAN, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
NATIVE AMERICAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. There is a life outside of the reservation
2. Getting a job and earning an honest living doesn't make
you a traitor.

3. Hickies are not attractive.
4. Blankets are not curtains.
5. Alcohol is a depressant and only makes you more sad.
6. This was your land and it was taken from you, but you get
school, healthcare, food and housing for free so get over it.

7. Pow-wows are a time for celebration...not a hook up party.
8. It's not polite to give dirty looks to everyone.
9. If your car has no windows and you have to hold the door
shut with bungee cord, it's probably time to get a new one.

10. There doesn't have to be a fight at every party.

2 Comments:

Blogger jacheree said...

HaHa! Niiiice!

So I updated--with pics of the snow-covered land that is Michigan! :-D

3:12 PM  
Blogger jacheree said...

Yeah it's approximately 15-20 degrees here. :-) It's okay to complain, we all do plenty of it over here!

5:29 PM  

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