A REAL Lady Knows

I know you have, but I have to ask anyway…..Have you all heard that song by Fergie (from the Black Eyed Peas) called ‘London Bridge’ (or something like that)? There’s a line that she says in the song that goes “I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a Hoe” (or something like that), and I just Gotta Know…if you’re a ‘lady’, but you’re dancing like a ‘hoe’…and you’re fully capable of dancing like a ‘hoe’…..and you STILL consider yourself to be a ‘lady’…..do y'all see where I’m going with this?

You see, I’m not a ‘pimp’, and I can TRY to ACT like a ‘pimp’…, but I don’t have it in me to smack a hoe! So…if I TRY to act like a ‘pimp’, but turn out to be unsuccessful cause I can’t smack my hoe…I’m just not a ‘pimp’…period! Now, on the other hand, she’s such a lady, but can’t seem to help herself from dancing that way…then…she MUST be a….well, y'all know where I’m going with this ;-)

There are lots of lady’s in the clubs and in the streets that believe the same thing. It’s just like Chris Rock said about women in the clubs dancing to the nastiest music being played…..’he ain’t talkin’ about me!’ If they continue to believe that, and have reinforcement songs like “London Bridge” being played for them, they’re gonna keep rump-shakin’, dancing like a hoe, and sayin’ ‘he ain’t talkin’ about me!’.

I don’t know about y’all, but I think that’s madd funny! People are always doing one thing that’s supposed to be out of character, then try to excuse it by saying that they’re not a certain way. It kinda relates back to the “Get my Drink On” article I posted a month or so ago. If you’re gonna do it, do it with pride, and represent the skank in you ;-) CLICK BELOW TO WATCH THE VIDEO.

Imagine a ‘lady’ in the club dancing like a ‘hoe’. You’ve a couple of shots of ‘courage-juice’ in you, and you’re feeling bold. She walks by and you say something like ‘damn…that #&$^% was dancing like a hoe!’ Naturally, she’s gonna get mad because she doesn’t think she’s a ‘hoe’, but you think differently. You start arguing and making a scene all because you brought attention to the fact that a ‘lady’ was dancing like a ‘hoe’. You see ladies…if you don’t act like, or dance like a ‘hoe’, you won’t be labeled as a ‘hoe’. It’s pretty simple…if you don’t want to be treated like a ‘hoe’, stop acting like one, and stop trying to excuse it by saying ‘he ain’t talking about me’….A Real Lady Knows if she's a 'hoe' or not. What do you think? Lemme know your thoughts.