Thursday, September 21, 2006

This is a Man's World

This was sent to me by a very close family member, and I thought you guys would appreciate it as much as I did....Enjoy.

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear
"the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Come to us with a problem
only if you want help solving it. That's what we
do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the
other one

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it
will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.
Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:36 PM  
Blogger A.Roberson said...

A girlfriend is the root of all my problems ;-). I love my life right now. I don't have to report to anyone, and no one has to report to me. It feels good to be free.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Hollywood Sef said...

Women already know that they're complicated and men are simple. It's like the yin and the yang, you can't have one without the other.

11:48 PM  
Anonymous cuzzoCHICKEN said...

HAHAHAHA...that's funny,but so true!!men are so simple & to the piont,that's why i (as a woman) like to complicate things for u all from time to time cause i know its frustrating as HELL :D

10:32 AM  
Blogger A.Roberson said...

The simplicity of men along with the complications of women makes for big arguments, but more importantly, great make-up sex as well ;-)

11:01 PM  

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